Neon Tumblr Themes

dampsandwich:

hold on let me quote the bible so i can win this argument

awkwardvagina:

trombonered:

I’m annoyed at these “hi ____, I’m dad” jokes

hi ‘annoyed at these “hi ____, im dad” jokes’, im dad

kvotheunkvothe:

thesassylorax:

everthorne:

judas was creepy as fuck

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Personal space, Judas. It’s a thing.

"Hello, Jesus."
"…Judas, we’ve talked about this."

sometimes i wonder how my life would’ve turned out if i hadn’t signed up for tumblr

painfullysane:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while

orchidophile:

I’m craving netflix/cuddle time that transforms into really rough sex.